Hi, it’s Happy.

We finally did it. The shop is open for real. The book, the music, and now the whole Uncommon Collection. Tumblers, mugs, tees, and now bedding. A comforter and a lighter duvet for my fellow Florida people, with the definition of Uncommon printed right across the bed. I love them so much I ordered my own.

Everything is at launch pricing right now. When the grand opening ends, prices go up to list, so this is the best they will ever be. Use code GRANDOPENING at checkout for 10 percent off on top of that. The shop is at happyhotwife.com/shop.

And here is something most shops cannot say. Our engraver can customize almost anything. Names, dates, an inside joke, or something a little too naughty for the shop page. If you can dream it, he can probably engrave it. Just reply and tell me what you have in mind.

Now the big one. The Silver Key, our private couples app, is almost ready. We are truly just waiting on our payment processor. When it opens, it opens to this email list first, as early testers, before anyone else even sees it. Your first two weeks will be free, and founding members lock in $9.99 a month forever, no matter what the price becomes later. Reply to this email with the word FOUNDING and you are on the list.

A few thank yous I have been meaning to say.

To everyone who has been using Ask Happy on the site, thank you. It is still a work in progress and it gets more accurate every day, and the people who asked it hard questions and caught its mistakes are the reason why. Keep testing it.

To everyone who left a review on the book, I have read every single one, some of them more than once. If you read Becoming Happy Hotwife and it meant something to you, leaving a review on Amazon is the best way to help the next couple find it. It takes two minutes and it matters more than you know.

There is new writing on the site too. The newest piece is called Why Is It Called a Pencil, and yes, it is exactly the story you hope it is. And the new glossary is up, every term in this lifestyle explained honestly, in plain language, by someone who lives it.

One last thing. This shop is for you, so tell me what belongs in it. If there is something you wish we made, reply and tell me. The comforter exists because I wanted one on my own bed. Yours could be next.

Thank you for being here from the start. It means more than you know.

Happy